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On Bulk and Reselling (cafepress), there is a bulk price at 15 units; so as long as (s&h at cost included) the regular price stays the same and product integrity remains, plus all intellectual property of the creator/artist of the product is respected, retail it in normal stores all I care; I am a great supporter of the old fashioned store front. The e-stuff is convienient for some, esp. if you need to put your art on shit; but it does not beat the personal social experience of getting fresh air and then choaking on recycled mall air in between. I prefer to buy things in a store myself (may only apply to store owmers). If you contact them and it doesn't apply to you, then feel free to charge up to a 5% handling fee, until this service allows non-credit payments. I'd recommend no more than 3%. (bulk price list may not include markups; just base, but are still up to 35% off 15 or more one product.) -- Int. Prop.
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Cubist Nan(y Kinds).
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The Geek League.
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